I wake up this morning and have another of those "shower conversations" where, in my head, I'm talking to the girl, explaining to her why we should be together in another grand romantic gesture. Basically the inside of my head is a romantic comedy, a postmodern romantic comedy, because it's very aware of itself and it's adapting the scene with each new minor epiphany about the source of my delusional idealism.
I think a lot of us do this these days.
Then I'm getting ready for work, and on CNN is a story about violence in the media, about video games and the like, and I'm thinking that everything wrong with me isn't because of violence-saturation, it's because of romance-saturation. It's because of every Matthew McConaughey picture I've ever seen, every Jennifer Aniston film, and all the Lifetime Originals that my mother had on the television when I was growing up.
It's that fucking idealism that every romantic comedy puts into our young, identity-starved adolescent minds.
It's that fucking concept of "the one".
It's those goddamn love songs.
Recently it occurred to me that the reason the divorce rate is so high is because of globalization, because of the internet, and because of our media-saturation. Who can blame us when we get married at 21 and then at 24 notice that our marriages aren't all stellar love-making and swelling string sections like that new Garry Marshall film we saw? Who can blame us for wanting to try again when every website has an ad with a beautiful woman or a successful man promising that we too can meet local singles and find cinematic love?
Behind every church door is Katharine Ross waiting to run away with you. With the right words, you too can get back the one that got away, and just in time for your happy ending.
We're just one jump cut away from blissful reunion.
We're just one glorious apology away from the rest of our lives.
So it is with all of these thoughts that I come to the conclusion that at least as many of our society's problems can be attributed to our portrayal of love in the media as to our portrayal of violence. Yet no one seems to notice.
It's like we're all idealists, and none of us can truly destroy our own belief in happily-ever-afters. Even after our latest heartbreak has forced the gleam from our eyes, we still live our lives waiting for someone to prove us wrong, for some persistent young musician to melt our frozen hearts and teach us how to dance.
And maybe it's not at all like this.
As a writer, it's an excess of empathy that fuels my life, that enables me to get inside the mind of every character I write, and it's this same excess of empathy that allowed me to see reflections of my future in every romantic comedy my mother watched in the living room when I was growing up. It's this empathy that made me put myself in the protagonist's shoes in every Lifetime special.
And maybe it's just me. While I would say my mother had a stronger hand in raising me, my parents are still together and still happy, and in the suburbs of America, they took great pains to impress upon me that love and happiness are very much alive.
But I know about the Empathic Civilization. I know that our society as a whole is experiencing more and more empathy in each generation, and I think this complex extends to a lot of us. I haven't been on reddit long, but I've seen the depth of intellect and empathy that exists here, so I think that a lot of you will be able to relate.
I don't think there's really anything to be done about this particular aspect of the Postmodern era, because like any proper addict, I've seen the ill effects of this delusion and have now weighed the cost, but I find myself still wanting to believe.
I find myself wanting the guy to get the girl every time I write a story.
I find myself believing in and waiting for this final triumph that I've only ever experienced vicariously in the dark of the cinema and in the warmth of the living room.